Ellen’s testing out her new Google Glass(es) that she got on Craigslist. It’s hard to tell, but she may have gotten ripped off.
Dolphins see themselves in a mirror
everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror
Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.
"RALPH ARE YOU SEEING THIS???"
I’m sleepy and bored and someone awesome should talk to me :)
reblog if your family has a plastic bag with plastic bags inside
Jason Butler // Anthony Gattine
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
saying the word elemelons aloud was the funnest thing ive ever done
MOM CAN YOU GET SOME ELEMELONS FROM THE GROCERY STORE
i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed